OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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