I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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