If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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