Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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