if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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