i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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