I'm really into asian looking animals
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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