How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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