Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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