some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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