i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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