So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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