she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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