This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We were destined to go to rehab together
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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