Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
there is glitter all over my balls
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