ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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