we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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