we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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