Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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