so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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