I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
there is glitter all over my balls
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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