Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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