What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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