So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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