Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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