you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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