im six kinds of drunk right now
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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