awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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