why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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