"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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