honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
