i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
