Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my sisters under your porch take her home
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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