ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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