Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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