This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize