K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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