Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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