The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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