Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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