Sry I called you an 8
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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