The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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