yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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