The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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