Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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