So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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