A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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