I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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