I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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