woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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