Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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