evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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