i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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