Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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